the ank pts. 1-n
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    [Fm/A]     [E]
    and i love you
    [Fm/A]     [E]
    oh yes i do
                    [Fm/A]  [E]
    but you say i'm just a fool
                [Fm/A]  [E]
    with a cutesy attitude
                        [G#m/A]     [Fm/A]
    but don't you think it could be cool?
                        [G#m/A]     [Fm/A]
    if we could share atlantic views?
            [Fm/A]      [E]
    and figure out
                    [E]
    why it's all so blue?

    ++

    [B] [A]
    i like your skirt
    and your shirt
    purple ribbon
    ow, sir (shout)
    would you wait
    for a minute
    while my forearm starts to hurt?

    ++

    [Fm/A]      [E]
    i wanna know

    [Fm/A]      [E]
    if something is beautiful

    [Fm/A]      [E]
    just like a girl

    [Fm/A]      [E]
    that all the trains are waiting for

            [G#m/A]      [Fm/A]
    is she in a rush?

            [G#m/A]      [Fm/A]
    can she make me blush?

        [Fm/A]  [E]
    and does she want to smush?

                    [E]
    fuck!! i meant switch!!

    ++

    [B] [A]
    i don't mind
    in a line
    for a bagel
    that's fine (shout)
    just as long
    i'm with you
    and we're gonna be jerseybound soon

    in a minute
    i'll submit
    to a girl who's smoking a cigarette
    she's tall
    and aloof
    and she's wearing a three piece suit
    that looks cool.

    ++

    [E] [Fm/A] [E]       
        (she said) AYUHUASCA RYDER CELLER

    [E] [Fm/A] [E]
                    AND I REALLY DID BELIEVE HER!

    (so lemme see)
    [Fm/A] [G#m/A] [Fm/A]
                    ARE YOU LIVING ANY BETTER?

    [E] [Fm/A] [E]
                    GOT A BLT TO FEED HER!

    ++

    [B] [A]
    and i hope she eats the whole thing
    'cause i can't stay up too late
        (band cuts out on heart)
    cuz at heart, i’m nothing but a lonesome diver, 
    like a little saint gone to masturbate

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    (caleb blasting)
    (drum fills during shouts)
    [E] [Fm/A] [E]
                    Three cheers for the body! (woo woo woo!)

    [E] [Fm/A] [E]
                    no love for the mind.. (awww. . .)

    [Fm/A] [G#m/A] [Fm/A]
                    free drinks for the lovers! (clap clap)

    [E] [Fm/A] [E]
                    First session went fine. . . 
                                      (happy halloween!)

    [B] [A]
    but that's all that i can hope for!
    and i hope it's not too late!
    for that sinking feeling. . .
    that sinking feeling to dissapate, okay!

    ++

    (she's an ank!)
    (i'm a diver!)
    (so i sink)
    (right beside her)

    horn solos during first half of each hit on second run of fifth section. fuck you!

    instrumental crazies for one more round around to end on last hit

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    bonus tracks
        FILM CLUB!
            WATCH AKIRA KUROSAWA
            AT THE COOLIDGE CORNER THEATRE
            THOUGHT HIS EARLY STUFF WAS BETTA
            RASHOMON IM A DISSENTA

            and i know i'm all too hopeful
            with my horns angled towards the sky
            'cause my head's shiny bald with a ponytail,
            but still, all i wanna be is a samurai

        FLAG DAY!
            JOHNNY FALLING WITH A FEVER
            HALIFAX A HEART ATTACKACKACKACKACK
            SUDEIKIS SINGING WITH A WHISPER
            BABY THAT'S THE PART THAT MATTAS

            and i don't know how i went about it
            but it's warm and i can't live without it
            Though it Serves no purpose now Ive had it
            And lord knows I cant live without it

        SUFJAN!
            OH MY BROTHER HAD A DAUGHTER
            AND I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN A BETTA

        Fm/A  E    G#m/A  
    e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
    B|---------------------------------------------------------------|
    G|--2-2-1-1----4-4--2-2------------------------------------------|
    D|--4-4-2-2----6-6--4-4------------------------------------------|
    A|--0-0-0-0----0-0--0-0------------------------------------------|
    E|---------------------------------------------------------------|
    
    four parts to song : 
        + pt. 1
            just guitar and drums, slow and 80s
        + pt. 2
            classical guitar part, free rhythm, call and response between guitar and
            rest of instruments
        + pt. 3 
            penis music, full band setup, kel and archie singing
            bass and drums drive, rest is backseat
        + pt. 4 
            guitar line ripped from Country Bass Solo, fun honky tonky bo diddley